Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Most UFO's sighted in Saskatchewan this year!
Unfortunately, here my sightings only include raccoons. Apparently, they have resurfaced and are gutsier than ever. On Monday night I saw 2 of the biggest raccoons I have ever seen knock over a garbage can and munch away on its contents for over an hour. They completely disregarded the traffic passing by, including a bunch of rowdy teens going to their car. Then last night the same beasts returned to the other side of the street to cause mischief. They stopped in the middle of the street when they noticed me and stared at me. As if they could frighten me away with their glares. I tell you these animals have balls.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
There is no Easter Bunny (at least not this year)

Alright, so Easter has come and gone and Mortimer has yet to lay any chocolate eggs. Oh well. I have decided that he is just too young and that maybe next year his cage will be full of dark chocolate mini eggs. I could tell that he tried his best but he is still not even a year old so I think this year his efforts were in vain. It's ok though.
Good luck next year Mort.

