Most UFO's sighted in Saskatchewan this year!

Unfortunately, here my sightings only include raccoons. Apparently, they have resurfaced and are gutsier than ever. On Monday night I saw 2 of the biggest raccoons I have ever seen knock over a garbage can and munch away on its contents for over an hour. They completely disregarded the traffic passing by, including a bunch of rowdy teens going to their car. Then last night the same beasts returned to the other side of the street to cause mischief. They stopped in the middle of the street when they noticed me and stared at me. As if they could frighten me away with their glares. I tell you these animals have balls.